sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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