Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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