so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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