stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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