You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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