I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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