I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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