Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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