You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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