People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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