If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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