He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize