I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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