i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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