a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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