her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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