6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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