last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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