I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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