Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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