i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
this will be a night to untag.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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