yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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