If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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