So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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