I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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