scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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