I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
