how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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