And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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