gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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