I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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