Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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