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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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