do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
