After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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