I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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