He is such a slut. More and more my type.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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