I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
