i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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