Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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