I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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