HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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