they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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