i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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