Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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