Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
either way he was missing a nipple.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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