1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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