some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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