god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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