just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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