yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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