She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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