she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
