sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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