Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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