i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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