she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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