omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
How's work?
Spinning.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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